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JOIN HIDDLES ARMY

living in the shade of your greatness

living in the shade of your greatness


  • DC:  Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel:  YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:  We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:  HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:  The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:  DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:  After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:  PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:  We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:  NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:  We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:  NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:  We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:  FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:  Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:  NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:  Wait-
  • Marvel:  NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:  I didn't-
  • Marvel:  NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:  TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:  PEACE

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL


enchantedbyhiddles:

Tom Hiddleston walking around London with a woman, reciting Shakespeare for her.

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Can I have her job?


Thor (2011) Thor: The Dark World (2013)


“One love, one heart, one destiny.”


onebuttscratcher:

Vicky, a long time introvert with social anxiety that causes her to panic whenever she’s in a overwhelming social setting. Most of her friends she’s made have been from her blog, so when she meets four charming gentlemen and begins to innocently flirt with each of them she never thought they would actually fall for her.
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Onebuttscratcher PRESENTS A kcolrehssemloh II emilyjanesworld II thedreamingdinosaur A FILM BY neb-is-here Benedict Cumberbatch Chris Evans “JUST ONLINE FLINGS” MUSIC BY II lysoenk II COSTUME DESIGNER tiggerlilo EDITED BY reichen-lock koduran  PRODUCTION DESIGNER sherlocks-cumberbatch II liaandlizzy DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY the-moogle-of-your-nightmares  EXECUTIVE PRODUCER invisibledangerlegs II bowtiesblazersandsuspenders STORY BY fuckyeahchrisevans deareje DIRECTED BY tomhazeldine
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onebuttscratcher:

Vicky, a long time introvert with social anxiety that causes her to panic whenever she’s in a overwhelming social setting. Most of her friends she’s made have been from her blog, so when she meets four charming gentlemen and begins to innocently flirt with each of them she never thought they would actually fall for her.

BOTTOM CREDIT

Onebuttscratcher PRESENTS A kcolrehssemloh II emilyjanesworld II thedreamingdinosaur A FILM BY neb-is-here Benedict Cumberbatch Chris Evans “JUST ONLINE FLINGS” MUSIC BY II lysoenk II COSTUME DESIGNER tiggerlilo EDITED BY reichen-lock koduran  PRODUCTION DESIGNER sherlocks-cumberbatch II liaandlizzy DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY the-moogle-of-your-nightmares  EXECUTIVE PRODUCER invisibledangerlegs II bowtiesblazersandsuspenders STORY BY fuckyeahchrisevans deareje DIRECTED BY tomhazeldine

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the-king-himself:

Magnus Monday

the-king-himself:

Magnus Monday



queenofthedorks:

Clark Gregg visits Avengers Station 
I suspect Marvel is just out to kill me today. 

queenofthedorks:

Clark Gregg visits Avengers Station 

I suspect Marvel is just out to kill me today. 



daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length



sherekahnsgirl:

liquidcassidy:

Tom Hiddleston: Behind the Scenes of Return to Cranford

Yes, I am obsessed with this clip (and his voice, as if you all didn’t already know that).  


tomhazeldine:

Tom Hiddleston frustrated face appreciation post.